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THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE, NOW AVAILABLE

Want to make a million dollars, fast?
Start with two million and get into the cannabis business.

BEEN HERE. DONE THIS.

We have spent formative time behind the curtain and in the lab, running the regulatory gauntlet to bring cannabis products to market. We know the landscape and speak the language. Formulation, business cases, SOPs, naming, NNCP submissions, ERP, testing validation methodology, hardware, positioning, packaging, product calls, sales strategies, launches and promotions – you name it, we’ve been part of it.

We get you. We’ve got you.

GROW WITH PURPOSE AND PROFITABILITY

We are here, pins ready, to pop your balloon. To tell you that you need more than a bullshit press release and pointy shoes to actually make money from the sale of cannabis products. We are here, rulers ready, to measure twice and cut once. To help you smack down the superfluous, beat back false optimism and jump pitfalls on your road to profitable product, sales and financial management.

GET YOUR WEED OUT THE WEEDS

Maybe you’re here because you know you need something. Something different. Something better. Something special.

Perhaps it’s just a gut-check. Maybe you’re stalled somewhere in your line-up. Maybe it’s regulatory PTSD.

Maybe you just need a second opinion on a product or brand. We have an endless supply of opinion. Opinion is always free.

Advice, you pay for.

Let's blaze on your product.